There is no good man who is single. Unless he is 21 in which case he is still a potato.
My mother, may she continue haunting my enemies, used to say, there are no single men. That is because, in her day, men generally knew the basics. They provided and protected. Also, the social structure was set up in such a way that even if a family knew their son was basically useless, they helped him by ensuring there was a house which they many times built for him.
The family estate provided food and school fees for the woman who put up with him. It was the least they could do for having that kind of son and this made him an eligible man. So you can understand how it was hard to get a single man.
These days the rising number of single men is worrying. As I started off by saying, a single man is not a good man. No woman just leaves a man, by the time she does and he remains single or bounces off from one woman to the next or spends hours on social media insulting women like you are co-wives, iko shida.
Indulge me if you may. Contrary to popular belief, women are not emotional when it comes to choosing a mate. Whether it be for purposes of just procreation or for a lifelong partner. Hollywood, in a move to sell movies, came up with the most ridiculous ideals.
That a woman wants a handsome man with wide shoulders, white glistering teeth and a belly that is hard like a wall. He should open doors, talk like he swallowed a bubble and sit upright as if he was balancing on a sharp blade. His love-making skills are unmatched and he can make you fall in love with just one look at you.
The truth is we really want simple things, can he nurture, provide and protect? And not always all at once. We are not unreasonable beings. No one is perfect, we know this. That is why a woman will stay with a jobless man because that man is a nurturer (this is not a skill reserved for women by the way). This man cannot keep a job or even get one but he is the type to bathe his kids, comb their hair, help them with homework, feed them, etc.
He may not be the most charming, or stylish. He may not know which side the fork or spoon goes on or what colour socks go with what shoe, but his family lacks nothing. Bills are paid, on time.
This hyena might be competing with King Solomon of the Bible. His women are new and different every day but his family will never be mixed with his harem.
Then there is this man who is single. Single single. How is it you have nothing women want? Because you are not a good person at all.
Women, stop getting it twisted, when you are told that you should avoid a man because women like him, you are just being told not to enter a highly contested race. That man is not bad. The one who has no women around either hates women or likes men, but a man cannot say he cannot find a woman.
My father, may he also continue to make my enemies mad, used to say that all a man really needs to do is walk and he will find himself as the man of a woman’s dreams.
So if you, as a man, find that you have so much time on your hands, you spend that time writing long posts on social media about how evil women are, how money-minded women have become or how loose women are yet you are single yawa, won't you agree you are the problem?
Broke men have women, ugly and awkward ones too. And loose women are clearly open to sleeping with many and any men except you. It is time you did some inner work. You are not a good man.
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