You’re very bad at............. managing my anger. I can eat you.
The last book you enjoyed reading is..........… I don't read, I only listen to roots music.
A common misconception about you is...…... People think I'm a liar but I'm the most real person that ever lived.
The most surprising thing that happened to you is....... Dating a 65-year-old man. It has been my dream.
One of your worst childhood fears was....... Dogs.
You wish people would take more notice of................. My bum. It's real by the way, I keep telling people that but it's like they want me to write that on the booty.
Your ideal night out is................. Chewing khat with my buddies.
In moments of weakness you............ I don't have low moments.
In another life, you would have been............... A thief. I would really steal your phones in this Nairobi.
If you were a politician, you would..........I would throw free drinks to everyone on Fridays, two bottles per person on my bill.
The best age to be is...….. 150. At that age, I will be a bootilicious granny.
The best part of your job is................ Meeting my fans, having them celebrate me and taking photos and selfies with me.
In a nutshell, what’s your philosophy...…... Don't mind anyone in this city. If anyone rubs you the wrong way, deal with them in equal measure.
Your idea of perfect happiness is..…... So long as I have eaten, dressed up and I have somewhere to sleep I'm okay.
Living people you admire most...…..Spice, Kim Kardashian and me your one and only low-budget socialite.
Your greatest achievement is ...….. Being bootilicious. I really wanted that.
Your greatest regret is....... Giving people my time and paying attention to people who don't care about me at all.
Your greatest possession is..….. My booty.
Your favourite author is...….. I didn't go to school, so that's it.
One thing that you would change about yourself is ....… Being hyper and noisy. I don't know how to gossip in a low tone, I will shout. I would like to change that.
If you were to die in five minutes, my last words would be.......... Everyone follow my account and press like on my page.
Sharifa Wambui, better known as Manzi wa Kibera, is a socialite and influencer.
