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FELGONAH: Oldies, chase after age-mates

All old men who sleep with young girls should look after whatever comes from that union—babies, greedy mothers-in-law, or crocodiles.

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by The Star

News26 October 2022 - 11:16
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She may be asking for too much money but remember after your poor performance in bed you often lulled her to sleep by reciting to her what you owned. Also let us just be honest here, sleeping with an old man is traumatising, the judge should just give her the money she is asking for. If you have seen an old man naked you will understand.

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