Deputy governor busy in hushed meetings, quietly assembling a campaign team

Was an MP playing to the gallery? Well, the lawmaker who was quick to shed tears and issue loud statements of sympathy after a recent unfortunate happening mysteriously went missing when the contribution list was unveiled. The man was also a no-show during the event itself, leaving constituents allegedly whispering about his double standards. Behind the scenes, the lawmaker is said to have apparently mastered the art of luring unsuspecting damsels with his lofty title, only to vanish and leave them with a trail of broken promises, just as he does with the public.

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