A POLITICAL BROKER from a populous
region is a worried man. His godfather
reportedly vanished and no longer picks up
his calls after they agreed on a high-profile
political deal. The broker had allegedly played
a key role in bringing a political bigwig from
another region into the godfather’s camp
before a fall-out occurred. Reports indicate
that he was promised Sh5 million but only
received Sh300,000. The man has now
threatened to spill the beans on how political
deals are made.
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A LAWMAKER HAS raised eyebrows
following a string of alleged questionable
social media posts—some of them wildly
far-fetched—about the 2027 polls. While the
politico’s excitement is evident in light of a
political truce between two heavyweights, his
excessive enthusiasm has supposedly sparked concerns about his maturity in political
discourse. Recently, he suggested a landslide
victory for his camp in the upcoming polls.
However, experts flagged the numbers as
blatantly aimed at misinforming the public.
Critics are asking if the man will realise the
cost of his online excitement.
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A POLITICAL HONCHO is growing
increasingly frustrated over a job he was
allegedly promised months ago that is yet to
materialise. The former parliamentarian was
recently overheard complaining that he was
shortchanged, despite having been asked
to submit his credentials. The man claims he
was allegedly forced to fly from his rural hometown to deliver the documents in person
to a top office in Nairobi. He now suspects he
was duped, especially after learning that one
of his contemporaries was recently handed a
lucrative post.
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THE ANTICIPATED PRESIDENTIAL bid
of a major political player has triggered panic
among key figures from his backyard. His
calculated and strategic delay in unveiling his
political vehicle is causing unease and frustration, only to be sidelined. The heavyweight
has now hinted that he will soon align himself
with a political party many of his allies did
not expect. This unexpected twist has sent
those hoping to ride on his coattails back to
the drawing board.
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