After a year-long absence, a Rift valley lawmaker has re-emerged, pledging to make amends with the constituents by organising an extravagant feast in the constituency. Reports abound regarding the true motivations behind this sudden display of generosity. Some speculate that it is an attempt to divert attention from the politician's prolonged absence and lack of representation. The man, we are told, spends most of his time in the City and has not been picking calls. It now remains to be seen how the lavish event will go down because many do not see it as a genuine gesture but just to blindfold them.