
A FIERY RIFT Valley MP is said to be in full-blown panic mode after allegedly mistakenly dropping an unverified, purportedly “highly sensitive” memo into a WhatsApp group populated by senior party heavyweights. The document — which reportedly touches on delicate internal succession manoeuvres — was supposedly intended for a much smaller, tight-lipped circle. Realising the blunder, the legislator has reportedly spent the past 24 hours speed-dialling group members, offering breathless “clarifications” and blaming everything from autocorrect to poor network. But the damage may already be done. Word has it that several big names are distinctly unimpressed, with one insider joking that the MP may soon need more than a phone call to fix this political own goal.
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