A perennially broke politician from the Mt Kenya region has embarked on a comical quest. He is tirelessly visiting government offices in pursuit of lucrative tenders. His humorous antics, coupled with his audacity, has become a source of continuous amusement for office staff. We are told he signs the visitors' book every Wednesday in every office seeking to meet the Cabinet Secretary. His relentless efforts and unfortunate encounters with bureaucratic hurdles and eccentric character has continued to keep everyone entertained, shedding light on the absurdities of the political landscape. It appears everyone in the offices he visits does not want to deal with him.