The interwebs are crazy. And Safaricom is there to respond to the craziness in kind.
One user of the Telecommunication services reached out to the online customer care team on Facebook and asked for help.
Ray Rash asked for help - ever so politely - using sheng. Actually, using the even more corrupted version of sheng called Shembeteng.
For those who don't understand Shembeteng, Ray was asking, "Hi Safaricom, niko na shida kidogo. Mtu akitaka kureplace simcard hueda wapi? (Hi Safaricom, I have a small issue. Where can I go to replace my sim card?)"
Safaricom responded in fluent Shembeteng, here is a translation, "Enda duka yoyote yetu na ID yako, Ray. ^MZ. (Go to any of our shops with your ID, Ray.)"
Safaricom keeps winning ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฏ pic.twitter.com/GM6k6DYeg8
— Moseax ๐ฐ๐ช (@MoseaxKenya) May 28, 2022
Here are some reactions from the ever undefeated people of the internet.
Laroh Tonui Cholyo: Safaricom nakulombotov leo tu.
Stanley Cheruiyot: Safaricom PLC should now be disbanded and everyone to go home ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
John Gikuru: Safarimbiticom mnajumbataako hii lumbatagha ua ubwakini
Cate Catrina: ๐๐๐๐๐huyu admin wenyu ni mnomare
Felix Owino Jr.: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ i have not laughed before ๐๐๐
Ben Manyore: Alah nani admin
Bosibori Moruri: I'd never laughed this loud!๐๐๐
Oliver Nyanducha: Kwisha waTz hawatatuelewa tena
Faith Mwikali: Wueh, hadi 'see translation' wako nje pia.
Timoh Ngeera: Please shun this dirty language ๐ญ it will have negative impact to our Young ones Reply4h Kipng'enoh Elvis ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Arch Dennis Nyagah HomesBuild: These are the dudes that will Come to ask for our daughter's hand in marriage after 20 years.... I hope someone is not kidding
Zettyline Nafula: ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃsafaricom pia hujionea mambo ...mimi nilical juzi kuwasalimia tu
Mary Mutheu Mweu: Aki hii ni kikamba ya majuu๐๐๐๐
Fred Fred: Sheng evolving faster than anything else. Even youths themselves cant keep up
Lynn Mosonik: #legalize weed.
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