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A recent scandal involving a politician who caused a stir in a City club after finding his lover with a lawyer has taken a comical turn. Word has it that when he walked in on the unexpected scene, but did not get angry. Instead, he confronted the situation with a burst of laughter and exclaimed, "Well, at least someone is finally taking interest in my affairs". Talk about turning a potentially disastrous moment into a punch line.
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Have you heard the rumour about a quiet MP from the Rift valley who hardly speaks during committee meetings and even in the floor of the House? We are told his silence is due to the fact he is a secret master of pantomime. Apparently, he believes that actions speak louder than words, so he prefers to express himself through exaggerated gestures and hilarious facial expressions. Don't be fooled by his lack of verbal contributions, as their physical comedy skills are unmatched.
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Who is this senator who is cozying up to the opposition? Rumour has it that after sensing a promised job in the government may not materialise anytime soon, he has decided to become the biggest cheerleader for the opposing party. In fact, he has taken it to the extreme by secretly attending opposition rallies and he is so clever such that during photo sessions he hides in the rooms. It seems like he has made his mind and ready for anything should his political aspirations fall flat.
