UNWRITTEN RULES

MUGWE: Pandora Papers exposé: Uhuru should apply the middle urinal rule

Unwritten rules are unwritten because the behaviour they seek to modify are unthinkable in decent and civilized societies.

In Summary

• Simply because there is no written rule that says don’t pee in the chapel, it doesn’t make it right for you to do so.

• Likewise, simply because there is no rule prohibiting one from holding offshore accounts, doesn’t make it right in light of the revenue depletion and attendant ripple effects it has on a struggling economy like ours

Don’t ask me how I know but there are universally accepted unwritten rules when using a public men’s toilet.

One, if you are the first guy in the toilet, always pick the urinal situated on one ...

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