IS IT POOR tailoring or just conservatism on fashion?
That is the question on the lips of aides to a top official from a restive
region. The man reportedly routinely appears in clothing tailored with a
generous amount of linen, making him look out of place in the docket he
captains. The aides allegedly say the man cannot take advice on how to dress,
which gives fodder for online trolls. Talk of teaching an old dog new tricks.
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WHO IS THIS high-ranking state official who has made
his office a home away from home? Our mole says the official has delegations
from his county and more so his village nearly every day. Clergymen have also
not been left behind as they supposedly have their special day for visitation.
Does this official know something that we don’t? Maybe! This unusual trend has
reportedly been going on for weeks, raising eyebrows among staff, security
personnel and secretaries alike. Word has it that some visitors allegedly even
stroll in without undergoing the usual security checks.
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RUMOURS ARE SWIRLING within a certain parastatal of a
possible office romance between a boss and a secretary. The two have reportedly
been seen many times either arriving in the office at the same time in the
morning or checking out together, fuelling speculations. If the walls could talk,
they might reveal what is happening. We are told the secretary supposedly wants
to get settled and that is the reason she has so much interest in the man.
However, whether she knows that the man is married remains another issue. We
will keep you updated.
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A POLITICIAN IS the talk of his constituents after
allegedly shamelessly angling to take credit for some project whose quality
they say is a conversation for another day. The politico has been telling
anyone who cares to listen that he is in charge of the transformation. The
constituents were purportedly overheard stating how they were irked by the
man’s zeal for taking credit for the works their loud lamentations notwithstanding.
The users reportedly feel they have waited inordinately long to reap the
benefits of the project, adding that its eventual outcome is yet to be seen.
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